Sometimes, I've had either an audience or the free time to write lengthy, lengthy thoughts on whatever I wanted.  These are included here:

Top 10 reasons to be excited about Graduation...kind of - Written in 1994, so it's kind of dated.

Zipper Flaps - I write a semi-regular column for Orangewhoopass.com. Here's a collection of them.

1998 Christmas Letter - I sent out a series of these to all my family and friend from 1997-1999.  This one is the only one I still have anywhere, although I'm still looking.

Grandpa Taught Me - A little tribute to my Grandfather that I wrote a little bit after he died, 7 years ago.  Let's just say it's unlike the rest of the things here.

My Stand-Up Routine - I took a stand-up comedy class in 1991.  I sucked.  Here's proof.

Old Daily Requirements

All of the old columns for this site.  Broken up into year. No you're not missing anything...I didn't write anything from October 2002 until August 2004.  Enjoy.

2001, 2002