Anyway, I'm nothing if not predictable.

My family and I have recently moved back home to Houston, Texas (just a shade hotter than hell).  I got a job with a beer distributor on the east side of town.  It an interesting mix of real people (truck drivers) and fake people (sales people).  I've been here since March of 2004, and so far so good. It's kind of fascinating because I'm around a lot of cash, a lot of beer and one really uptight accountant. I work in human resources, which is ironic, because I  hate people, I'm one of the most inappropriate people I know, and I can't keep a secret to save my life.  

I'm married to a pretty neat chick (I have realized that though my travels to the east coast the last couple of years, some women do believe this to be a derogatory term, so to them I apologize and will use the terms "keen" or "wicked-pisser" from now on.) We've been married for 3 years and together for 4.  We have a son, Jake, who is 2. One of his favorite past times is banging his forehead into things (walls, tables, the dogs) and laughing.  I was hoping the Polish blood would skip a generation.  At least he doesn't prance...so the French blood had no effect. Stupid wife's family.

Now that I'm 33, I realize that the "turning 30" thing was no large crisis in my life (I felt this way before and after the date) and the "getting married thing" is something I've wanted for a really long time...it was just a matter of finding the girl (details, details.)  It's kind of interesting when you find someone that you don't mind walking around naked in front of and you don't mind sharing your stuff with.  It's either love or drugs. The having a kid thing is better than I could have ever imagined.  It's better than dogs.  Of course I'm still 11 years or so away from becoming the stupidest man ever born to him, so that'll change over time...

More pertinent info on me.  I'm a boy, a native Texan, an Aggie, very middle of the road as far as politics go, carrier of a horrid credit rating until the year 2005, a dog owner, a baseball fan, horribly sarcastic, a roller-coaster of fun (although I probably should have put this before horribly sarcastic), equally horrified and fascinated by pop-culture and I like to drive waaaayyy too fast for my own good (although this was much easier to do in my Mustang GT. Frickin SUV).

Sometimes I'll update this bad-boy. Don't be fooled by the Daily piece though.  It will be strictly be wheneverthehell I feel like updating.

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